Gasp!! Say it isn't so!!

Did you know that Death is our nation's number one killer?

I sure didn't.

I am ever so confused now!

What is the meaning of life?

Why do turtles sing?

Why do shoes tie?

What am I talking about?

I have some acquaintances who have put together a blog with very useful information regarding the apocalypse. I suggest you check it out and be prepared.

http://www.fortuitousapocalypse.blogspot.com/

How are you doing today? I never seem to talk to you, so I'm posting a lot today.

I JUST NEED SOMETHING TO FILL THE VOID!!!!

Just joshing, although I do love random moments of drama.

I am out of ideas.

ha!

Me?